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12 February 2009 6:33:00 PM
The dota rap!
Welcome to the land of laggers and leavers sacred artifacts such as daggers and cleaversand aghanims sceptre and messerschmidts reaver where pros are jaded and the newbies are eager
Ive got 5 teammates in 3 different lanes,denying creeps to stop experience gain,last hit creeps so gold appears in the bank,there are a few rules you have to adhere in this game
One action I don't condoneIs wandering into the woods when you're all alone,You'll be going home with broken bonesto the world tree or the frozen throne,
in prepation to reach your destination,always carry a ring of regenerationto help you survive all of the devestationget boots of speed for added acceleration
the goal is penetration of the ancients,have some patience and some dedication,upon victory you will feel elation,and join your vent channel for celebration
Ive got 5 teammates in 3 different lanes,denying creeps to stop experience gain,last hit creeps so gold appears in the bank,there are a few rules you have to adhere in this game
One action I don't condoneIs wandering into the woods when you're all alone,You'll be going home with broken bonesto the world tree or the frozen throne,
in prepation to reach your destination,always carry a ring of regenerationto help you survive all of the devestationget boots of speed for added acceleration
the goal is penetration of the ancients,have some patience and some dedication,upon victory you will feel elation,and join your vent channel for celebration
mid to late game the war is now spreadand your gonna be dead without your travels or treadsyou want the game to end, and your ready for bedbut the enemy is pushin and your health is redyou make one last push to the final frontierright down to the gates while the path is still clearscarred from battle yet you don't break a tearand you don't stop movin till the enemies are herebut the time has come, and the end is nighbut you don't stop fightin till the last sunriseand the sky is ringin with your allies criesbut all you can see is the fire in your eyes
back in the base your towers are takin a beatingit's time you and your team really started competingcause the pressure is on and your really overheatinbut you're all backed up and you start retreatinnow your towers been killed, but you save the raxthen the enemy claims you've been using map haxbut your team was newb and thats the simple factso after that sad loss you can only look back
back in the base your towers are takin a beatingit's time you and your team really started competingcause the pressure is on and your really overheatinbut you're all backed up and you start retreatinnow your towers been killed, but you save the raxthen the enemy claims you've been using map haxbut your team was newb and thats the simple factso after that sad loss you can only look back
I sit up high perched on my throne of ice,I slice nice with the microphone device,I've been known to fight to the bone for life,sword honed and tight like a roman knight
the temperature rises as the sun beats down,the scourge and the sentinel spawn in each town,everybody here is seeking renown,little do they know heavy is the crown,
it takes more than guts to become the best,only the blessed can complete this quest,if you wish for success you will need finesse,smarts and strength in order to pass this test
mid to late game has been known to be brutal,so when creeping your lane has become futile,move into the woods and go kill some neutrals,and farm some gold and hope to be useful
go to the store and purchase a recipe,newly found item now go kill your enemies,demonic spirits and heavenly entities, go out to battle and create your legacy
the temperature rises as the sun beats down,the scourge and the sentinel spawn in each town,everybody here is seeking renown,little do they know heavy is the crown,
it takes more than guts to become the best,only the blessed can complete this quest,if you wish for success you will need finesse,smarts and strength in order to pass this test
mid to late game has been known to be brutal,so when creeping your lane has become futile,move into the woods and go kill some neutrals,and farm some gold and hope to be useful
go to the store and purchase a recipe,newly found item now go kill your enemies,demonic spirits and heavenly entities, go out to battle and create your legacy
you find yourself trapped now in a frozen prisonwhile pushing those creeps now the sentinel has risenyour takin down towers and shootin fire arrowswhile your playin your part in this grand epic battleafter gankin in the river and creepin in the woods,you be racin back to town to buy yourself more goods never will the anger here be understoodbut defense of the ancients will prove you couldcause it's a neverending war of dark and lightin a battle thats fueled by fearsome mightwhile you perservere through everyday and nightand you will never give in now to loosing this fight
the lanes are pushed, you're the superior raceand your own inventory has no more spaceand you cross the whole map without leaving a traceon your way to go backdoor the enemies basebutterfly and hyperstone, speed galoreyou take out a tower but you still want moreone rax two rax three rax fourand you leave all your enemies pwned on the floor
the lanes are pushed, you're the superior raceand your own inventory has no more spaceand you cross the whole map without leaving a traceon your way to go backdoor the enemies basebutterfly and hyperstone, speed galoreyou take out a tower but you still want moreone rax two rax three rax fourand you leave all your enemies pwned on the floor